A father was sitting at the kitchen table enjoying a late afternoon cup of tea, when his daughter came bounding in after her Saturday soccer game. She had a skinned knee and a huge smile on her face,
“Well, it looks like somebody had a good game…” Dad said.
“Yeah, I scored a goal!” the daughter proudly proclaimed.
“That’s awesome!” Dad replied “How much did you guys win by?”
“Win? We didn’t win, we lost 10-1.”